i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly
i have to be funny because looks aren’t an option
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
me: wears pajamas
me: showers
me: changes into clean pajamas
do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
