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pajeon: gettin real fucking tired of having to put on pants everyday

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 21:41:44 -0500

pajeon:

gettin real fucking tired of having to put on pants everyday

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Sun, 16 Sep 2012 00:20:01 -0400

upsett: uhgly: this though. this omg

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 23:38:31 -0400

upsett:

uhgly:

this though.

this omg

gossipgran: if i had a hot bod i would be such a slut u guys have no idea

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 16:14:29 -0400

gossipgran:

if i had a hot bod i would be such a slut u guys have no idea

justacapitolkid: i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 20:28:59 -0400

justacapitolkid:

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

i have to be funny because looks aren’t an option

Sat, 25 Aug 2012 07:24:50 -0400

i have to be funny because looks aren’t an option

on a math test: 2+2

Thu, 23 Aug 2012 07:57:43 -0400

on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case

me: wears pajamas

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 16:37:37 -0400

me: wears pajamas
me: showers
me: changes into clean pajamas

do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a...

Fri, 10 Aug 2012 16:32:46 -0400

do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole

me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 11:08:30 -0400

me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 11:05:16 -0400

Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.

Me: Omg, you're such a good cuddler.

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 11:02:10 -0400

Me: Omg, you're such a good cuddler.
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Pillow:
Me: Shhh. Don't speak.

My entire school: You don't talk much.

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 10:58:07 -0400

My entire school: You don't talk much.
Me: Cause you're all cunts.

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Thu, 09 Aug 2012 10:57:58 -0400

gnarliestbitch: Couldn’t have said it better myself

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 10:57:07 -0400

gnarliestbitch:

Couldn’t have said it better myself

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Thu, 09 Aug 2012 10:55:54 -0400

deantiel: you ever get upset because you lOVE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER SO MUCH and you would do...

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 10:54:21 -0400

deantiel:

you ever get upset because you lOVE A FICTIONAL CHARACTER SO MUCH and you would do anything to just be their friend and feed them soup when they’re sick and cuddle while watching something scary and eventually be the maid of honor or best man at their wedding but then you realize you probably need professional help so you don’t tell anyone and read fanfiction and cry instead?

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Thu, 09 Aug 2012 10:51:18 -0400

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Thu, 09 Aug 2012 10:49:46 -0400

queenofthevagina: akjsjd omg baby

Thu, 09 Aug 2012 10:48:41 -0400

queenofthevagina:

akjsjd omg baby